Princess Sierra, perfection herself, has decided that this tranny clown slave should place some personal ads and perhaps get itself a sissy lover. i have placed an ad on clubsissy.com and it should be approved soon. Club sissy has a fairly extensive personals section and there are a lot of ads from sissies and trannies in the upper midwest, which is my area.

Exciting news - i did receive one response already, although they have not responded to my next contact. i'm hoping they will soon! it said:
sissy tranny clown,
> yes i would be interested in playing with you! i love all things feminine and sissy and would love to caress your pantied bottom. lets try to set something up
> lacy
Hopefully i'll have more news soon!

Also, i asked Princess Sierra about making tithes/donations now that she has raped my credit for over $4,000. SHE said that i should send her emails that let her know how much i have saved up for her and SHE will tell me how she wants it used, or if i should just keep saving for a future date. So, the tranny clown is on "Sierra's Savings Plan" with all of it's extra money. i'll be sending my first savings update to Princess this evening and then at least every other week going forward.

Thank YOU Princess Sierra for helping me to be a better minion, for stopping my slutting around with multiple Dommes, and for teaching me that it is better to devote my slave energies to YOU, and no one but YOU.

respectfully, your minion,
sissy tranny clown

Tonight is my first night with Princess SIERRA on webcam. i don't have all my sissy blowup doll supplies yet, but enought that Princess wants to get started with some "before" and "early stage" pictures so SHE begin documenting my transformation into a human blowup doll for SIERRA!



Top to bottom, left to right: red seamed thigh high stockings, 5-inch heel platform stripper sandals, black seamed fishnet pantyhose, lacy red ankle socks (below shoes), 44DD breast forms, red latex miniskirt, blue latex bra, pink fishnet long-sleeved dress, purple elbow length lace gloves, pink "genie" wig with big ponytail, black underwire bra (wife's), and tiny little pink g-string (came with fishnet dress).

So many more things to get, but it is a start and i'm sure it wil be enough to AMUSE Princess. After all, isn't that my reason for living???

More to come...

Shortly after the $525 cash tribute in via paypal, Princess Sierra allowed this faggot bitch to call her and talk for about an hour. Hearing HER voice is such a thrill and if you have never spoken to Princess, i cannot properly express what an AMAZING voice it is... Sensual, mischevious, dominating, joyful, manipulative, controlling, girlish, powerful, all these things and more! Once you talk to Sierra, you are addicted to her FOREVER, always wanting to hear her again, and again, and again. You want it so bad that you rack your brain for ways to get money or humiliate yourself for her pleasure, just to hear that voice, and the pleasure she gets from using you and fucking you up!

What did we talk about? Lots of different things: Princess's pleasure and my appreciation at the money she took from me. The plans she has for turning me into the sissy blowup doll. How i must pay for my sins by being her slave freak and obeying whatever orders she may give me. Princess also user her charms to manipulate a LOT of private information out of me - SHE is so good at this it is unreal! You give it up so easily and you want to do it! Toward the end of the call, i found myself so far in submissive thrall to her that i begged her to let me give her my social security number just so she had EVERYTHING on her freakshow faggot sissy blowup doll!

Next step is the transformation into the blowup doll. i think it will be a very "unique" and totally ridiculous look and i hope it pleases Princess very much. What will a sissy vaseline freak tranny clown blowup doll look like?

This perhaps?



Or This?



Or maybe this?




There are so very many possibilities. In truth, Princess Sierra is so very creative that i'm sure she will create in me the most ridiculous, most over the top, most humiliating sissyfaggot ever seen. i know that is the goal because SHE told me so and Sierra cannot be denied!

UPDATE: this faggot slave has begun purchasing items for the first photo and video shoot in mid-April. So far a great quality webcam, slutty stripper platform heels, a variety of hosiery, some whorish satin and lace gloves, and today - BIG FAKE TITTIES and LOTS OF WHORE MAKEUP!

Stay tuned, much more to come in the adventures of Sierra's sissy blowup doll!

Welcome to my blog.

Where to begin? So much has happened! i am the "sissy vaseline freak throat fuck faggot blowup doll puke bitch" of Princess Sierra aka GOD. my name is humiliating but also descriptive, since those are all the fetishes that Princess will be taking advantage of and using to manipulate me to the fullest in the months and years to come.

About a month ago, i messaged Princess Sierra on Yahoo messenger to see if she might take me back as her faggot freak slave. It was a great day when she let me begin proving myself to HER. How you might ask?

1st week - $100 Victoria's Secret gift card, $900 in merchandise from Dell, and $100 cash via Paypal.
2nd Week - $1400 in gift cards for Pottery Barn
4th week - $525 in cash via Paypal
5th week - $1000 in gift cards for Home Depot

And then, the first phone call. Wow!

Stay tuned...

Greetings to all and welcome to my blog,

i am Sierra's Vaseline Freak, or at least i hope to be again. This pathetic 47 year old loser was once a slave of Princess Sierra aka GOD (www.bitchybeauty.com) until i screwed up and ran away. Princess fucked me over good, exposing me at work and costing me my job as punishment for running.

Now it is 2.5 years later and i am back at HER feet, hoping to earn my way back into being Princess Sierra's slave again. What brought me back? SHE wrote these words in her journal:

Cross My Icy Heart, hope you to die! I really REEEALLY would love to FUCK YOUR LIFE up SOOO bad right now. Yes…you!! It would mean so much to ME! I would TOTALLY HEART to destroy you! Valentine’s Day is coming up! Show how much you love ME. Let’s FUCK UP your LIFE TOGETHER!! Wouldn’t you love to share the kiss of death with ME??

XOXOXOXOXO

And after that i was history - there was no hope for me. In the past week, Princess Sierra has already raped me out of $1,100, made me send her a scan of my driver's license, and is imprinting in my brain how i must change in order to earn my way back to being her slave again.

Please, please, please Princess Sierra may this pathetic loser be YOUR slave again. i promise, i swear to reform my ways.

i will be TOTALLY OBEDIENT, PRINCESS SIERRA.
i will be UTTERLY PATHETIC AND RIDICULOUS, PRINCESS SIERRA.
i will be COMPLETELY PASSIVE, PRINCESS SIERRA.
i will be ALWAYS RESPECTFUL, PRINCESS SIERRA.
i will be EASILY MANIPULATED, PRINCESS SIERRA.

These are my life goals and i hope to slowly but surely suffer enough to be brought back under Princess Sierra's control - FOREVER!

Please, PRINCESS, please KILL THE OLD ME and create me anew in YOUR IMAGE, AS YOUR SLAVE, FOR YOUR PLEASURE!

respectfully,
Sierra's Vaseline Freak

Well, another loser bites the dust. i am in a $395 per month efficiency apartment and Princess has pics of me in it. i am separated from my wife, i have tons of debt to deal with, i have no car, i am alone, depressed, and have nothing in this world except my fetishes and obsessions, which is just how PRINCESS SIERRA wants it. She has already profited ($2000+) from this but i know much of it is for HER enjoyment and for increasing HER fame as well.

Congratulations, PRINCESS - clearly, you are the best there is at this game, and i am another victim and testament to your skill.

This faggot bitch's webcam is up and running and anyone reading this is welcome to use the sissy pig for humiliation, vaseline smearing and packing, dildo throat rape, and puking/puke games. my yahoo id is vaseline_freak.

SIERRA has broken and humiliated another pathetic male. It is done.

At 10:30 this morning i called the manager of the efficiency apartment that i put an application in on last week on Thursday afternoon. What i heard on the phone turned my blood cold as ice and made my sissy clitoris hard as a rock in my panties - both at the same time.

"YOU ARE APPROVED."

i have an appointment at 6:30 tomorrow to sign the lease, pick up my keys and drop off some things. The Time Warner cable guy is coming on Sunday between 11 and 2. By 4pm Sunday PRINCESS SIERRA'S sissy vaseline, throat rape, and vomit pig freak be alone, online, logged into Niteflirt and visible on Yahoo webcam, ready for use, abuse, training, and humiliation.

THERE IS NOW NO TURNING BACK - as Princess said to me on the phone today when i called her with the news, "your old life is OVER, now there is only MY FREAK!"

As she spoke of all the ideas she had for me, the plans she has for my degredation, humiliation and exposure, i was literally shaking with fear and excitement. PRINCESS intends to take me lower than any freak yet, and I LOVE HER FOR IT!

-- SIERRA'S vaseline freak

As SHE so kindly mentioned in HER journal, PRINCESS SIERRA has the online banking username and password to my checking account that i just opened on Friday (payday). In a testament to HER power over me, SHE had the information within hours of my opening the account!! This was a big step and i was scared but even so i turned over the information to PRINCESS just like a good little sissy faggot freak. THANK YOU PRINCESS! (SHE already has her business information entered into my bill pay system - just waiting for me to get settled and ready for REGULAR FINANCIAL RAPING!!)

In other news:

* i made contact with another nasty guy who used to work me over on Yahoo messenger webcam. He LOVES vaseline humiliation, sometimes using up to 12 big jars on me in one session, nasty sissy dress and hardcore dildo choking and gagging. He will be a member of the core group of "regulars" that PRINCESS wants to be around keeping me worked over and in good training!

* PRINCESS has decided that the sissy freak will be required to wear hosiery/stockings 24/7/365, but in her kindness (and not wanting her pay pig to get fired too soon, she will allow me to wear socks over my slut hose when i am at work)

* PRINCESS has, in HER INFINITE WISDOM, decided that another "component" of the pig's new life will me SLUTTY, TRASHY, WHORE MAKEUP!! Huge red whore lips outlined with black lip liner, lots and lots of sissy clown cheek blush, loads of slutty blue eye shadow and ultra dark whore eye liner. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Any other ideas for how to "paint the pig"?

* SLUTTY SISSY SHOES are to be an important part of the wardrobe for this pathetic puke whore. Here are links to two of the models that PRINCESS liked in our early online window shopping.
* a SUPER HIGH classic "i'm a throat fuck bitch" pump http://www.sexyshoes.com/p7116.html
* a SUPER SLUTTY pair of "stripper wannabee" platform sandals http://www.sexyshoes.com/b5567rs.html

IF YOU have suggestions on makeup, body writing, or wardrobe for the freak, feel free to post and i'll make sure to ask PRINCESS about incorporating your ideas, gentle reader. If it is nasty, slutty, humilating and degrading, i'm SURE she will like having me do it!

More to come. Hopefully the apartment manager will call tomorrow and i will be APPROVED!!!

-- Sierra's vaseline freak

I found the perfect apartment yesterday! It is small, dingy, dirty, old, dimly lit, cramped and in poor repair. It is EXACTLY what PRINCESS SIERRA wants for this sissy puke whore! i'm very, very excited. i put in the application, paid the $35 application fee and am waiting to hear back from the landlord on the results of my credit screen and criminal backround check. i hope they call soon! i am going CRAZY with anticipation! i'll spend some time tomorrow scouting out other nasty little apartments just in case this one doesn't get approved for some reason.

i had a good chat with PRINCESS yesterday. SHE helped me to see what a truly pathetic, rotten, really evil person i have been. My life of addiction and obsession has lead me to hurt, lie, cheat, steal, manipulate, break promises, and more. I've dissapointed and let down my family, hurt, betrayed and stole from 2 wives who did nothing to deserve that, and given poor performance to a whole list of employers. IT IS TIME TO PAY FOR MY SINS and PRINCESS SIERRA is going to see that it happens - BIGTIME!

i've slowly but surely been adding as Yahoo messenger friends some of the nasty gay men who have used me on webcam in the past. PRINCESS wants to be sure i have a few "regulars" to keep me worked over and busy. MOST however, will have to pay to use me on KEEN for PRINCESS. i sure hope i am a good enough pig freak to drum up business for HER!

http://www.keen.com/pukepiggy4sale is the URL for my page that PRINCESS set up for me to be a phone and cam whore for HER.

CALL ME!

More on the move as it happens.

SIERRA'S vaseline freak

Late last night i was text messaging PRINCESS to make sure she got my NEW cell phone number (wouldn't want her to not be able to reach out and touch her blackmailed faggot freak!)and i was lucky enough to be able to speak to her for a time between midnight and 1am. IT WAS A WONDERFUL CONVERSATION.

PRINCESS SIERRA made sure that i understood the sense of urgency needed to keep me focused on getting out, getting into my horrid little apartment, getting isolated and alone so i can focus ONLY on HER. SHE was so helpful and forceful and got me really zoned in on getting situated in the new place ASAP.

IT WAS SO WONDERFUL to hear her voice, hear the pleasure in it as i groveled and as online piggies paid her money, or when my perversity made her giggle with it's freakishness! At one point in the conversation, i became so overwhelmed that i BEGGED AND BEGGED her to NEVER LET UP, NEVER RELEASE ME, NEVER DO ANYTHING BUT KEEP THE PRESSURE ON AND INCREASING! Princess happily and cruelly agreed to do just that!

Other assorted developments that have come out of the past couple days communications:

* PRINCESS has decided that i will be a Keen/Niteflirt sissy whore for HER! She is setting me up with a page, will be adding pictures (SHE HAS THE PASSWORD TO THE ACCOUNT, OF COURSE) and soon i will be required to login in whenever i am at home alone. PRINCESS told me that i must leave the phone on AT ALL TIMES - even when i am sleeping AND that when i go to bed, the phone must be on high/vibrate AND KEPT IN MY SISSY PANTIES so i'm sure to wake up to EARN FOR PRINCESS.

* i learned last night that getting dildoes, LOTS of them, will be a high priority, right after panties and vaseline. PRINCESS wants me to have dozens, all of them displayed nicely on doll stands, so it looks like i am a total FREAK. i may also get to do a video for her demonstrating how each one goes down my throat and the best way to do THROAT RAPE with each of my dildoes, my special friends.

* In an exciting development that was unexpected, PRINCESS revealed that the puke whore will be required to sleep EVERY NIGHT with a cock gag in it's bitch mouth and throat. SHE knows that this freak must have it's mouth and throat and tummy trained to be TOTALLY subservient and accessible to any who want to use it!

* Finally, PRINCESS is making plans for many, many, many photos and videos by this sissy puke whore. It was so exciting to hear the joy and cruelty in her voice as she described a few of the sissy, throat fuck, vaseline, puking, game playing, humiliation task, and degredation pics and vids SHE HAS PLANNED.

THANK YOU PRINCESS SIERRA for taking over my life so completely. With all the information you have on me, there is NO HOPE, NO TURNING BACK, NO RUNNING AWAY. I AM YOUR RAT IN A CAGE TO PLAY WITH AS YOU WILL

-- Sierra's vaseline freak

This is a maddening time. i have made my committment to Sierra, been ensnared by HER, manipulated by HER, entranced by HER, and now am in a waiting period. i have to wait to get paychecks so i can rent an apartment and move out from the apartment where my wife and i now live. THE DAYS SEEM TO BE PASSING WITH EXCRUCIATING SLOWNESS!

One positive development has happened - PRINCESS called me at my work and reminded me that from now onward and FOREVER, i must wear panties (eventually more sissy stuff than that i think) under my male clothes and at home 24/7/365 - NO EXCUSES! THANK YOU PRINCESS for this first bit of "sissification" and for the many, many other things to come! It is 6:30 Tuesday morning as i write this and i have my black nylon panties on under my dockers - yesssssssss. According to PRINCESS SIERRA'S WILL, i need to get many, many pairs of panties, including a set of "Monday-Sunday" panties where each day is embroidered on them. i also discovered that we can get panties custom embroidered with just about anything so SHE can have me in panties that say "vomit freak", or "Sierra's sissy bitch", or "i love vaseline", and so forth. Good humiliation for this faggot!

i'll be trying to nail down an apartment the weekend of the 3rd/4th of June after my payday on June 2nd. IT CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH!

PRINCESS SIERRA, i BEG YOU -- keep the PRESSURE ON, keep the LEASH SHORT, keep the fetishes and obsessions GRINDING AWAY at my brain 24/7. I know my complete enslavement and transformation into YOUR SISSY VASELINE THROAT RAPE VOMIT BITCH is what YOU WANT AND DESERVE and what I SO DESPERATELY NEED!

-- Sierra's vaseline freak

After taking the photos for Princess, we chatted a bit about my dark, perverted, lonely future under HER control and she then got a swell idea for me to deepen my bondage to her and give her ULTIMATE blackmail power over this pathetic vaseline freak. I would make a "confessional" video for PRINCESS SIERRA.

Gentle reader, i cannot express to you what a moment this was. As SHE laid out the video instructions, i realized that THIS WAS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY PATHETIC LIFE and PRINCESS SIERRA was to thank for it. After decades of dreaming, fantasizing, playing around the edges and hoping, i was giving a TRULY PERVERTED AND HUMILIATING AND INCRIMINATING tool to a gloriously forceful and cruel PRINCESS who would not only destroy me totally, but take great delight in it!

So i found myself kneeling in front of my webcam, dressed in black bra and panties, with 3 coats of red lipstick widely and trashily applied. Next to me on a footstool were my jars of vaseline and my beloved throat fuck dildo.

The video lasted 2.5 minutes. It began and ended with 15 or 20 seconds of me with my head tilted back, throat fucking my blue dildo down my gullet, then pulling it out, gasping, and drooling throat slime out between my red lips to run down my face and onto my faggot chest.

Beetween those beginning and ending sequences, i did as i was bid and spoke (willingly) a number of humiliating and incriminating things that had slyly been suggested by PRINCESS SIERRA:

* Statement of full name, followed by statement that i don't love my wife (gave her name), i don't want the marriage, and i love ONLY PRINCESS SIERRA.
* Statement that i want to be PRINCESS SIERRA'S sissified, vaseline-obsessed, throat rape crazy, puke faggot for LIFE.
* Statement that i am OWNED BY PRINCESS SIERRA and i give her full permission to use any pictures, videos, writings, and other materials against me if i try to back out of this arrangement, or try to run away, or think that i can EVER have a "normal" life.
* Finally, before ending with faggot throat RAPE, i looked into the webcam and pleaded with PRINCESS to please, please, please destroy me!

After all, isn't that why i am on this earth in the first place?

Sierra's vaseline freak

As we continued to chat, PRINCESS SIERRA noticed that i had my new webcam hooked up and my Yahoo profile said "view my webcam." Once again, i was treated to the GREAT EXPERIENCE of witnessing HER excitement at another way to take control of this pathetic sissy freak!

After checking out the cam quality briefly, SHE decided it was time to take some additional still pictures for blackmail and humiliation material. One can NEVER have enough! i changed into my black lingerie, then added several wide and heavy coats of red lipstick and then PRINCESS had me take a number of photos, including:

* Kneeling in worship, a tub of vaseline on my head.
* Kneeling with all 8 jars of my vaseline cradled lovingly in my arms
* Looking directly into cam, throat fuck dildo stuffed 6 inches down my throat.
* Looking up at the ceiling, throat fuck dildo pushed down my throat from above with two hands.
* Throat fuck dildo on a footstool, face pushed down on it so it was deep in my throat.
* MY FAVORITE: looking into cam with head slightly tilted upward and red-lipped puke mouth WIDE OPEN. As a gift to PRINCESS, i did some editing on this one and put text on the photo begging for my throat to be fucking, naming myself as PRINCESS SIERRA'S vaseline freak, and giving my email and cell phone number.

i loved doing these photos at HER COMMAND. It is just another step toward her having TOTAL CONTROL over me.

Next... the Greatest Moment of my Life. Courtesy of PRINCESS SIERRA

The next day, i was so very EXCITED, that i skipped work and used a sick day to stay home, WORSHIP PRINCESS'S pics and videos, and deepen my fetishes through yet more online exposure and jerking off my pathetic sissy clitoris.

i also went shopping early in the morning, purchasing a number of items that PRINCESS SIERRA wishes me to have on hand. i purchased a webcam, black underwire bra, full back black panties, red lipstick, a 9 inch blue THROAT RAPE DILDO, a tarp, and 8 JARS OF VASELINE! i then went home to login, hook up my cam, set out my toys and begin worshipping my fetishes and my PRINCESS, hoping that maybe she would come online as well.

Sure enough, PRINCESS SIERRA did come online and she was SOOOOOOO EXCITED to hear that i was being thrown out of my house and that my marriage was ending. The JOY in her voice was so very exciting to hear!

She immediately pounced on the situation and began making plans for me. They included:

* i would move into the smallest, simplest, cheapest apartment i can find - $450 a month or less - and take out the LONGEST LEASE possible (no turning back now, bitch!).

* The lease documents are to be scanned and emailed to HER for proof, display and humiliation.

* i was to take with me only my computer, my wife's digital camera, a couple of pots/pans, 1 plate, 1 glass, 1 set silverware, work clothes, my sissy clothes, my dildo, my vaseline, and my webcam. NOTHING ELSE.

This was all to happen ASAP - don't give anything a chance to go wrong - get out of there, get isolated, get ready to be HERS!

Next... PRINCESS notices the webcam.

Late this past Sunday night, per my usual pathetic habits, i was on the computer worshiping PRINCESS SIERRA'S photos and videos and looking at nasty sissy and throat fuck and puke porn to motivate me to be a truly perverted little faggot.

Then, unexpectedly, my wife came out of the bedroom (i'm sleeping on the couch), walked over and tried to look at what was on the computer screen. i turned the monitor off so she couldn't see, then i blocked her way and, when she tried to push through and reach the power button to turn the screen back on, i shut the computer down manually. She lost it, declared that this was the final straw of my pathetic obsessions and declared that i had to move out.

i must be out by June 1! my worthless, black faggot freak heart secretly leaped for joy. FREE, FREE, FREE AT LAST to give my live to SIERRA. FREE to be used, abused, trained, transformed, degraded, humiliated, controlled, exploited, drained, destroyed and ruined.

What a lucky freak i am!

Next... PRINCESS hears the news,

i had the opportunity to chat (still chatting - SHE ordered me to write this) with PRINCESS SIERRA quite a bit today and tonight. SHE is pushing me hard to steal my wife's new bank account information so SHE can get the money and it will put the NAIL IN THE COFFIN of my worthless marriage! I will steal the information for my PRINCESS!

The first pictures are done! SHE had me in chat this afternoon and made me take three pictures, nude, holding up 3 different signs that said different humiliating things. It was fearful, exciting and humiliating all rolled up into one. Once again, i learned that PRINCESS is a true expert at manipulation and i did the pictures without much fuss.

In other developments:

* With HER approval, i have a 150 picture hypno slideshow of photos that i can watch for hours and hours and hours. AND - YIPPEE - i get to add pictures of my BELOVED VASELINE as well!

* MORE of my personal information has gone her way - SHE has the information on my parents, my inlaws, my work website and THE EMAIL OF EVERY PERSON AT MY FIRM!! I am FUCKED. PRINCESS loves it and that is all that matters.

* I found out i share a love of dunking/drowning scenes with PRINCESS and i hope to play that out in many ways for HER pleasure and amusement!

FINALLY, and wonderfully - PRINCESS and her vaseline freak (me) came to an agreement. It was agreed that my $1900 payment will be considered payment binding a contract between us. It guarantees that "you NEVER RELEASING ME, NEVER LETTING UP ON ME, NEVER SHOWING ME ANY MERCY"

HER reply both chilled me to the bone and filled my pathetic faggot heart with joy:

Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you got yourself a deal bitch

More to come...

Princess Sierra's vaseline freak

i am PRINCESS SIERRA'S latest acquisition, the sissified, vaseline-obsessed, dildo throat-rape crazy, puke-loving faggot bitch known as Sierra's vaseline freak. Welcome to my livejournal.

Last night, after years of worshipping from afar (and i short, timid phone call 2 years ago), i finally did the RIGHT THING and contacted PRINCESS SIERRA and turned over my soul to her.

After demanding $400 just for the right to add her as a Yahoo contact, she began a dialog with me and after another $500 or so, i was allowed to call. We spoke for over 2 hours!! MY GODDESS what a voice, what an attitude, what a PRINCESS! A number of TRULY WONDERFUL things happened. To summarize:

* PRINCESS took this pathetic bitch for $1900 over the course of three hours. She is an amazingly skilled manipulatrix and the joy in her voice while using me was all i needed to be excited about paying her MORE AND MORE. That and the promise of abuses yet to come at the hands and mind of this LIVING GODDESS!

* PRINCESS has given me 3 weeks to end my marriage, which is a sham anyway. If i don't do this, she will begin to contact my wife and harass me until it is ended - one way or another!

* PRINCESS has given me instructions for my first pictures (2 completed), my shopping list for my first cam sessions (dildoes, sissy stuff, vaseline, rubber sheets, more...), and started planning for getting me set up alone, isolated, obsessed - loving only 2 things: HER, and my fetishes.

* PRINCESS has assured me that she will NEVER RELEASE ME, NEVER LET ME GO, NEVER allow me the illusion that i can be a normal man. I cannot! She has helped me see the light and will FORCE ME to accept the truth.

* PRINCESS has helped me to understand that my one value in this world is to be as perverted, as freaky, as obsessed, as isolated, as mentally unbalanced as possible while still holding down my job(s). Additionally, i must constantly work to be MORE of these things so i can provide her with additional levels of amusement and fun and profit!

So, it begins.

PRINCESS SIERRA IS MY GOD. There is no other.

-- Sierra's vaseline freak